5.27.2008

Heard in an ad ageny boardroom...


"Hey, Barry?
"Yeah, Dick?"

"I think what we need to sell Subway sandwiches, I mean really
sell them is--"
"Go on, Dick."

"I think we need a guy who looks like this." --->

"Dick, you must be mental!"

"No, no. Hear me out. He can talk about how much weight he's lost eating Subway sandwiches and flash a big, dorky smile. He'll even hold up these giant pants!"

"You may have something there, Dick. Nothing makes a sandwich more appealing than a pasty fellow in Dockers."

1 comment:

Unknown said...

You could fit so many sandwiches in those dockers.